1.) It *is* possible for you to drink from a water bowl without having at least one foot in it.
2.) It also *is* possible for the water bowl in the house to actually have water in it for more than ten minutes before you empty it by splashing/digging/drinking.
3.) It is possible for you to refrain from showing me how wet you are by jumping onto me every time you swim, play in the bowl or attack the hose.
4.) People are allowed to sleep without you licking their faces, pulling the covers off of them or barking in their ears. . . especially when they’ve fallen asleep on the couch.
5.) Sometimes the Corgis really, really do mean it when they tell you to leave them alone!
6.) Not all dogs love you. And the dogs who do like you, don’t necessarily like you to bite them.
7.) Shoes are *not* toys.
8.) Ditto for socks.