Squirrel!

German Shepherd Property Laws

1. If I see it, it’s mine.

2. If it is in my mouth, it’s mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s still mine.

4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

5. If it is mine, it must never appear to be yours.

6. If it looks like mine, it’s mine.

7. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

8. If it’s edible, it’s mine.

9. If you have something & put it down, it’s mine.

10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.

11. If I get tired of it, it’s yours.

12. If I want it back, it’s mine.

Via spends time on squirrel watch. Her “bucket list” includes catching one.