Vida, Zen Master demonstrating "The all good things come to the dog who waits" yoga pose
This ancient and closely guarded secret is simple to learn but takes practice to master.
First, find a spot in the room where your human can see you in their line of sight. Not too close, though. You just want them to gradually become aware of your presence. Lie down, place head on one paw and direct your steady, unwavering, non-blinking gaze upon your human. Do not fall asleep or get too comfortable. The words “long-suffering” are key here. Don’t be discouraged if they just quickly glance your way and return their attention to that big bright square they spend hours sitting in front of while moving their fingers back and forth over a small board.
Hold your position. You have the power! Soon, as though drawn by an irresistable force, your human will rise from their chair and walk towards you. Don’t move! Wait until they crouch in front of you and look deeply into your all-knowing, wise and patient eyes.
You did it! Now they are putty in your paws! Your newly aware human is ready to fulfil your heart’s desire. Do you want to go for a walk? A treat? Back massage? Play tug? It’s your choice – go for it!
As always, Namaste,
Vida, the Zen Dog Master of Patience
Margot! Loved Vida’s latest story and Zen lesson…funny and true. what is this new position to be named? There is already “downward-facing dog,” maybe the obvious dog-zen pose?
The expression you capture on your dogs are suburb.
They say that a dog will take on the characteristics of their person—Vida is a true Zen Master. Kayla is a clown—what does that say about me???
Margot, you are a wonderful story teller and excellent photographer! I can’t wait to meet you and this fantastic dog.
Thanks, Carole! Funny, but it feels like we have already met.
How about naming it lateral-dog-paw-facing-forward?
Yes! Yogi Vida approves and thinks it has a certain logical flair.
I’ve always thought that dogs must have the “patience of a Saint” the way they wait and wait and wait (except for Chief of course who still takes the more in your face approach to getting attention). Vida’s expression is a perfect example. Thanks Margot for such an entertaining story and “visual”.
Maybe name it down-dog trance?
You’re right about the “long-suffering” thing too – look at his eyes – he has it down-pat. I still think he was robbed of his movie career – that boy can act!
Woof! Woof! Thanks, Kimberly – Vida is definitely putting the time in perfecting his art. If opportunity knocks again, the doggie door is open!
What a handsome portrait!!! I’m a long way off Doggy Zen. At thirteen weeks Niro has never heard of such a thing! At class this week Julie told us that mental stimulation is more tiring for a pup than physical exercise so I’m heading off to do some more of the “mental thing”. How long before Niro gets the Zen thing down Julie………?