Puppy Conspiracy

Help they are conspiring against me! I believe they are telling me I need to loose weight and or get in shape, this is why.
Last night they discovered a new way to bite, grab a hunk of flesh and let the muscles slip through and chomp on the fat left over. Just as if you were measuring how much fat you have. This, I discovered, is much more sensitive then say simply biting muscle and all. After they tired of tormenting me, they were on to the next thrill. Climbing stairs. After all three pups were upstairs I had to follow them up, we went and visited Mos for some Iams biscuits. When it was time to go to bed. I carried two down, at their size that is all I could carry. Put them downstairs ran up and get the third. Up come the first two, so I run down and put down the third pup run up to get the other two…yes you guessed it – the lone puppy charges back up the stairs. This became the game. I was running up and down as fast as I could trying to end up with three puppies downstairs and the puppies were running up the stairs as fast as they could so that would not happen!
I was determined to win and so they were they! After getting winded and sweaty, I decided we played the game long enough, so instead of putting them in the room at the bottom of the stairs I put them back into their room with some yummy treats.
Of course I knew from the start that the pups were playing with me—but went along with their game to see how it would play out. I am also saying that as my own personal affirmation that I am smarter then these puppies…..so I want to think.