My Ode to Deuce 2007

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – five wet craps on the new pontoon boat, four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – six flunked obedience and agility classes, five wet craps on the new pontoon boat, four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – seven teenage boys a fleeing, six flunked obedience and agility classes, five wet craps on the new pontoon boat, four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – eight bloody lacerations, seven teenage boys a fleeing, six flunked obedience and agility classes, five wet craps on the new pontoon boat, four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – nine pregnant stuffed animals of the kids, eight bloody lacerations, seven teenage boys a fleeing, six flunked obedience and agility classes, five wet craps on the new pontoon boat, four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – ten missing fingertips, nine pregnant stuffed animals of the kids, eight bloody lacerations, seven teenage boys a fleeing, six flunked obedience and agility classes, five wet craps on the new pontoon boat, four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – eleven trips to the Vet (at least), ten missing fingertips, nine pregnant stuffed animals of the kids, eight bloody lacerations, seven teenage boys a fleeing, six flunked obedience and agility classes, five wet craps on the new pontoon boat, four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – twelve times a day brushing/vacuuming, eleven trips to the Vet (at least), ten missing fingertips, nine pregnant stuffed animals of the kids, eight bloody lacerations, seven teenage boys a fleeing, six flunked obedience and agility classes, five wet craps on the new pontoon boat, four shredded kennel beds, three poopy kisses, two pissed off teenage daughters and one case of mange!

 In the first eight months Deuce-r lived with me, he’s given me – All that I could have ever asked for, cause – “That’s my boy” –

To be released next:

“The wreck of the Edmund Fitz-Duece”

“Little Deuce Coupe, Four Paws on the Floor”

“Shake that Deuce for me”