If You Want to Laugh
….and if you had an old-crumedgeon of a Dad like I had you will laugh and laugh at this. If you are on Twitter go to: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
or Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/ShitMyDadSays/223123485280
As an adult I lived with my Dad for just shy of 5 years. It was an eye-opening experience and helped me understand a lot more about myself. It was also a hilarious experience. I would go to work everyday with some new quote my Dad would have said and everyone in the office would double over laughing. It was a great way to start the day. I really wished I had written them down. This is a site where a 29-year old man is living with his 70 something father. His Dad says something and he posts it. It is good!
Here are just a couple of his entries:
“I wanted to see Detroit win. I’ve been there. It’s like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news.”
“Son, people will always try and f*** you. Don’t waste your life planning for a f***ing, just be alert when your pants are down.”
“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain’t spitting it out.”
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”
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Julie, it is funny that you chose these particular sayings. They are my top favorites and had me laughing so hard!
That bacon comment reminds me of the Grumpier Old Men Grandpa’s line “Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.” Ahhhhh….I love the sense of humor.
The thing about the bacon comment that didn’t sound right to me, was “I just made too much bacon.” How is that possible. Have you ever fried up some bacon and said darn I just made too much????
@Julie
Ya know….that has never happened to me either! I could cook up the entire package and not have made enough for the people/ dogs in this house.
This is an old post and you Miss Julie just made me buy the book! Hilarious!